Two department, both alike in dignity. In a multi-national corporation, where they lay their scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny. Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes.

Behold the epic battle between I.T. Department and Sales.

This is why in some office, they have strict regulations against Nerf guns. My opinion every new hire should be issued with a Nerf Recon CS-6, give them a chance to protect themselves. It’s a harsh violent corporate world we live work in.